ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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