youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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