And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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