This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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