Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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