it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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