We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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