You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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