So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
