Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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