I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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