so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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