it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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