Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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