I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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