I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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