I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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