I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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