1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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