Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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