a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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