We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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