Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
what is it with giant penises always finding me
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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