How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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