I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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