the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
dude. I can hear the air.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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