My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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