Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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