Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have demons in me.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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