No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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