Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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