I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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