Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just saw a hot homeless man
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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