How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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