Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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