fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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