oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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