My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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