ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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