does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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