This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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