I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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