she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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