Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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