Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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