using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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