grandma shit on top of the toilet
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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