i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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