Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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