can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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