U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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