Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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