i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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